I was walking down the street on a beautiful September morning. I saw my friend, Elvis Presley, outside a sandwich shop and asked him if he wanted to come along with me to pick up some groceries. On the way to the store, I saw an old lady and pushed her off the curb and in front of an oncoming bus. The woman was able to step away at the last minute, and Elvis looked at me and said, "Hey man, don't be cruel."
I said, "Elvis! Write that down." And the rest is now history.